Party advice for me. anyone got tips?

ok im havin a party this weekend. parents wont be in town. any advice for living in an apartment and not get caught drinkin and smokin outside? i wont let people drink outside but people gotta smoke outside..where's the best place to smoke if i dont have a car to smoke it? i thought right behind my dumpster might be ok to smoke by. anyone have some advice for me? besides..dont do it and all that? i dotn want you to tell me not to party..even if you dont i wont listen to you so dont waste your time. oh and all the alcoholics are stayin at my place so dont worry about them drivin.